Tortoise and the Hair


It’s kind of funny how stories get twisted,
As you whisper down the lane.
The tortoise and the hair is one of those stories
That started out pretty plain.

A rabbit racing a turtle,
No way that contest is fair.
This was really quite simply about,
A tortoise with big hair.

It was not just a regular hair-do,
Just ask his friend the worm.
This slow old tortoise walked around,
With a very curly perm.
- posted by WILLIAM @ 8:44 AM 3 comments

 
Traffic Jam
The peanut butter was in a hurry,

He had to get to the bread.

He was going to take the country road,

But took the highway instead.

This turned out to be a big mistake,

cause as he appraoched the light.

There was traffic everywhere,

to the left and to the right.

He figured there was something wrong,

Cause he heard a big loud bam.

There was an accident at the corner,

That caused a Traffic Jam.

- posted by WILLIAM @ 9:03 AM 1 comments

 
Screw Driver

I was cruising down the road,
Not going very fast.
When over to the left,
A sports car went on past.

I turned my head just slightly,
And saw it was midnight blue.
And much to my surprise,
It was being driven by a screw.

He had commend of the vehicle,
His skills they really showed.
As he twisted, and turned his way,
Down the winding road.

He obviously had his license,
The Screw Driver did everything right.
He obeyed every traffic sign.
And stopped at every light.
- posted by WILLIAM @ 8:59 AM 3 comments